Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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