The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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