yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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