I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
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Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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