I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
They are going to name an STD after you.
Randomize
