i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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