sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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