Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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