I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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