i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Randomize
