i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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