Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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