you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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