If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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