so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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