Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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