Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Send help, water and tortillas.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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