I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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