maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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