He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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