that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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