so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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