It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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