I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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