U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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