You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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