Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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