I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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