omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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