Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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