Dual....:-)
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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