the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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