id be glad to
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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