Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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