i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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