hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I think I am morally bankrupt
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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