so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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