i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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