Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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