remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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