ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
