ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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