I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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