Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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