For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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