I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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