I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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