She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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