WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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