How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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