is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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