Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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