Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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