I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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I need you to use more vowels.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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