He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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