What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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