We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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