Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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