Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
please come you make the beer taste better
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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